300m [Voice]

[gonnawreckit]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]

Comments

[voice]

[reminded]

A healthy dose of history or the like should do the trick. Be sure to tell me how it goes.

<3!

[misterbrief]

Then show them that you mean it. Isn't there something you can destroy that will get the point across? [Energy blasting something has always worked for him.]

[Written]

[complicatedliar]

Get better at hiding.

[spohkh]

[Spock tilts his head in obvious curiosity...]

That is most interesting Mister Ralph... You claim distaste for children on grounds that do not make logical sense.
By you reasoning, it sounds as though you care for them.... Are they an emotional burden perhaps?

voice;

[oftheyin]

I am sorry if they make you uncomfortable, but you are a very kind and supportive person. It is nice to be around someone who is so determined to cheer you on.

But... I don't see you as a bad guy. [Don't call yourself that! You're nice Ralph.]

[sugarglitch]

You say that like I game over all the time! [She crosses her arms.]

[Voice]

[kingofwaste]

Ehh, I guess so. Thing about kids is, they never do what's 'best' for 'm. Like eatin' their vegetables or doin' their homework. They just wanna have some fun.

[voice]

[godbent]

You can count how many kids there are here on two hands, how's that even matter?

[doubleppk]

Tell me about. Kids are such a pain, and they always just seem drawn to the kind that don't want them around. It's like they can smell it.

voice;

[gleamed]

What's wrong with kids?

[BIG, FAKE POUT.]

[acuity]

I... yes, but that's only to let you know how rude you are!

If you're not already aware of the fact!

[fourteen]

Hehe. I keep telling you! You're really a nice guy. It's no wonder a lot of kids like you! [ Giggling. ]

voice

[heartisabattleground]

What do you mean, not a top class person?

Maybe, you just need to try and think of it differently. You could always have fun with it.

[Video]

[thrillthirsty]

Killing off a few might help.

[He's totally joking. Totally. Is he? This deadpan face is hard to read and he knows it.]

[gonnawreckit]

You sure as heck come close enough, sugar-for-brains! I'm just tryin' to look out for you.

[Video]

[gonnawreckit]

See, people like you are the problem. Making me look good just in contrast!

[gonnawreckit]

Like you? [Sigh.]

voice;

[gonnawreckit]

To start... How about, um, everything? They never know when to shut up, they're all over the place and they just love infuriating me.

[voice]

[gonnawreckit]

I coulda sworn there were more [Or keeps on encountering de-aged people] but that's still too many.

[gonnawreckit]

I know, right? What's their deal?

[doubleppk]

They must just have a warped idea of fun.

[gonnawreckit]

Maybe I am! Are you aware of how annoying you are?

[voice]

[gonnawreckit]

History, huh? Like Atari and stuff? You must do this kinda thing a lot.

voice;

[gonnawreckit]

T-thanks, Ranny. But that's beside the point. I'm just not for kids.

[It's a good thing this is voice, so he can't be seen blushing.]

[gonnawreckit]

Oh, sure, plenty of things! I'm great with wrecking.