gonnawreckit | 100m: I'm gonna wreck it! [Action]

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[This nine-foot tall, barefoot giant of a man finds himself waking up in any old house or apartment, maybe even in the forest. Completely oblivious to the pink wings on his back for now, he instead comes to attention and begins looking around in confusion.]

What? Where's... No! I can't have been taken to another game. I... I was right there! I was gonna save- I... [And his voice goes soft.] Vanellope...

[His eyes are close for a moment, mournfully. When they open, they're filled with hurt anger. And his unusually massive fists are soon put to work... wrecking his immediate surroundings in an angry tantrum, while he shouts loudly. He could keep going until there's nothing left. He will hold himself back from hurting actual people, but he will at least shove aside those who get in his way at emotional heights.]

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[Later on, after being calmed from his tantrum, Ralph trudges through town, defeated and feeling ashamed. First day in a new game and already he's been playing the bad guy. So he makes his way through the item and clothing shops, finding one item in the former which gives him a strong, bittersweet feeling, and then he makes his way out of the village. He only stops at Good Spirits for a round of root beers, trying to keep to himself. That evening, with a sack of bricks over his shoulder, he seeks a nice stump to sleep against, in between bouts of the freezing rain.]

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[Alexei was returning back to his apartment when he barely avoids random bits of broken furniture flying out of the vacant room near him.

What in the--, he doesn't even get a chance to finish that thought as bits of wood and metal comes at him. He's prepared his time and swings his blade to slices or deflects the debris away. Ralph might get smacked a few times from the return fire.]

[Hey, can't you see this guy's busy wrecking it? He gives a few "ows" and "oofs" as some of the debris smacks him in the face, and he turns to face the attacker.]

Hey, watch it!

Perhaps you should be watching what you're doing. Who are you and why are you destroying this place?

[He is so sure this guy looks familiar. One of those guys who only occasionally attends Bad-Anon? It's hard to say. The name's at the tip of his tongue.]

It's me, Wreck-It Ralph! And I just feel like wrecking, okay?!

[He doesn't know why this bad guy gets his own house, but Ralph feels little guilt in continuing to smash at it. After all, they could always settle the matter at a future support group meeting.]

[He never shows up much because he was a one-timer villain. Alas]

...I've never heard of you. And I would like to ask that you find somewhere else to wreck things.

Never heard of me? Ugh, you must just love living in your own little game! And sure - I'll find a somewhere else to wreck. How about here?

[He moves over to the other side of the room and starts pummeling the wall.]

I have no idea what you're talking abou-- [...He's pummeling the wall, which is the wall next to his apartment. Which now has a hole. And now his cat is freaking out. Losing patience.]

You do realize that people live here, don't you? You just smashed into my apartment.

Someone will fix it. Someone always does! Just not me. [A pause before he notices he's not punching anything at the moment.] Move it, cat!

That doesn't give you the right to destroy another's property! [Hermes hisses at Ralph, not happy to be disturbed like this. Meanwhile, Alexei is getting the impression that Ralph was one irresponsible individual.]

I don't know what your story is, but you're not going any further with all this destruction. [Challenging a giant guy? Sure. What could possibly go wrong?]

[It would not be a wholly incorrect assessment. He takes a moment to glare at the cat and then looks over towards Alexei.]

Oh! And what're you gonna do?

Use force if I must against you. [He's that confident, though he really doesn't want to resort to that.]

As I've never seen you around here before, I take it that you must be new. I'll tell you right now, that wrecking everything isn't going to get you any closer to leaving, if that's what you're after.

Leaving? I don't care about leaving, Prettyboy. I already failed! All I want to do right now is wreck!

Already failed? [...] Want to explain to me what you're talking about, because you're not going to be wrecking anything else in this building.

What does it even matter? It's too late now, genius! Sugar Rush and that little kid, they're all gone by now! Thanks to me. Now you'll excuse me if I feel like doing a little wrecking!

[Alexei isn't moving. This is his place he's about to wreck further. Normally he wouldn't play this card, but if it'll get him to stop.]

They might show up here. Even if they're gone back home, they can easily show up in Luceti. Do you really want them to see everything destroyed by you?

[He stops for a moment.]

Like... like what, a save file? No, she's... seen enough wreckage. But that's impossible.

[...Save file?]

It's very possible in Luceti. There are people who have died in their world that have come here, alive.

Oh, is that the scenario here? People coming here when they die? I was wondering why you had those wings, I just thought they were a new gameplay feature.

[...what?] This isn't a game, nor is it the after-life.

You're really confusing me here, Alexis.

[He thinks he's finally remembered his name.]

...It's Alexei. [...So close. Wait-] How exactly do you know me?

Alexei, right. I'm surprised you don't know me. Wreck-It Ralph. It's not like we're close or anything, but I'm pretty sure we've bumped into each other once or twice.

...Ralph, I'm sorry to say, but I honestly don't recall ever meeting you before today. Where have you seen me?

Around Game Central Station, mostly. Figure you must've been checking out Bad Anon. But I thought you would've recognize a fellow bad guy.

[A fellow...what?] What nonsense are you talking about? Why do you keep talking like you're in a game?

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