Yeah, that's gotta be some weird program alright to separate our clothes from us like this. Never heard of anything like this. Whoever's behind this is must definitely be a top weirdo.
[But he catches himself in the smile, pulls it back, and with an indifferent grunt, he drags himself over to the changing room.]
action (option 2!);
[But he catches himself in the smile, pulls it back, and with an indifferent grunt, he drags himself over to the changing room.]