[Some jelly drips down from his mouth as he speaks.]

You don't understand. It's all part of our programming. A game needs a good guy, and a bad guy for him to fight, so gamers will want to play! Felix is the good guy, and I'm the bad guy. There's no use fighting the program. That'll get us all unplugged. [He shuffles a bit uncomfortably.] But, uh, I may have asked some questions only a little like yours about the way I was treated after hours...