[He huffs and slumps in his seat. Then he puffs himself up before he starts to ramble.]
Alright, sister! You wanna know? Let me walk you through my dreams as they happened. My first dream? Was to be the good guy. A hero. After 30 years of having to act like the bad guy and then get treated like the bad guy after hours, I was sick of it. I wanted respect, I wanted to be able to go to parties and eat cake and hang out in the penthouse and not sleep in garbage! You think that's easy? You think it's so simple? It's not!
[He slams a fist on the table, hard enough to shake it.]
You need a medal to prove you're a hero. Bad guys don't win medals and they never should. I left my game, and I sneaked into another game to get a medal. It worked, in a way! I got the medal. I thought I was so smart, I thought I was a hero already. But then I wound up falling into another game and losing my medal, and it only got worse from there. Oh, and to skip ahead a bit? When I went back to the game, I did get to stay in the penthouse with my medal. Except that the game was out of order because not only had I been gone for too long, but my game's hero went missing trying to find me to fix up my mess!
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Alright, sister! You wanna know? Let me walk you through my dreams as they happened. My first dream? Was to be the good guy. A hero. After 30 years of having to act like the bad guy and then get treated like the bad guy after hours, I was sick of it. I wanted respect, I wanted to be able to go to parties and eat cake and hang out in the penthouse and not sleep in garbage! You think that's easy? You think it's so simple? It's not!
[He slams a fist on the table, hard enough to shake it.]
You need a medal to prove you're a hero. Bad guys don't win medals and they never should. I left my game, and I sneaked into another game to get a medal. It worked, in a way! I got the medal. I thought I was so smart, I thought I was a hero already. But then I wound up falling into another game and losing my medal, and it only got worse from there. Oh, and to skip ahead a bit? When I went back to the game, I did get to stay in the penthouse with my medal. Except that the game was out of order because not only had I been gone for too long, but my game's hero went missing trying to find me to fix up my mess!