gonnawreckit | 300m [Voice]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]

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Yeah. Even if it can't make up for it, at least you tried your best. That's gotta count for something, right?

[It's hard to say Czes is much of a kid when you get to know him and understand he's like a grumpy old man and 200+ years old but he can sure as hell put on an act and troll this guy]

Gee, Mister, that isn't very nice! What do you have against kids?

Who made you that way?

That only grants a little time to breathe. Eventually they come back more annoying than before. [Even with Otonashi here to distract Yotsuba she manages find new ways to annoy Naoi when she gets the chance.

...Probably doesn't help that they live under the same roof though.]

[Sora's getting the sense it's not about Ralph not liking kids. He's not totally sure, but he can guess. ]

Are you afraid of becoming friends with them?

I'm afraid so. It's not the strangest thing that they've done to me since I've been here but it's definitely odd.

[She smiles a little at his last comment.]

Really? It seemed to come to you naturally with me.

Hey, I'm not afraid. I can just see what is and what isn't a good option. Simple as that, Super-Bangs.

Or more annoying!

You might be right about that. A lot of the times... even when it doesn't look like it counts, it still does. That kinda stuff just comes easier to heroes.

I hear you on that one! So a galaxy protector, huh? Okay, Mr. Galaga, keep up the good work there.

Even when I'm off duty?

Of course both sides matter. The demon's got his role to play, and he does it darn well. But I mean, it's the hero that people really pay attention to.

Well, huh... I dunno. I'd kinda like to still be a wrecker, but maybe in a more constructive way. The kind that'd wreck bad guys and live in mansion or something. I guess I'd look after the brat, too. Just not a whole flock of 'em.

Rabbits out of hats? That kind of magic's definitely way too dull to be in any video games. Everyone's all about elemental spells and invincibility and stuff.

Okay, maybe that works. Sometimes.

That's really what I'm more familiar with as well. But the mortals have these bizarre notions of a man with a funny hat and animals hidden in his clothes. I think they must be very strange.

Ugh, you don't know, do you. You know, like little... computer games.

The game designers, I guess. Not like I know 'em.

Well they better keep their hands off you from now on if they know what's good for 'em.

It did? Uh... I didn't... mess up or anything? I must've somehow. I mean, I didn't even know how to break it to you that your dad wouldn't just be walking around here all of a sudden.

Sheesh, they really are like cockroaches. What makes 'em swarm to people who don't want 'em? They'd be better off sticking with others.

[He only feels a little bad from how young this kid sounds.]

They're just not for me, okay? And maybe a big majority of 'em are brats.

Nope! That's where you're wrong.

Oh. Is this like how Monkey Punch is my stalker? [Don't ask.]

What happens if you try to break your mold?

The job comes with you home, don't you know?!

Yeah, but maybe they just like you better?

[Mihawk shrugs.]

If you really don't want to deal with them, I guess you could just tell them. Or try to scare them away. Or hide. But you don't exactly look like the inconspicuous type.

[A vein pops out of his forehead, pulsating slowly.]

I don't need your patronage, thanks.

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