300m [Voice]

[gonnawreckit]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]

Comments

[reminded]

... [People play games on computers? Well, maybe he could see someone programming a puzzle game or something similar. With... movie elements, if it's a 'video' game?]

So an actor, essentially.

[voice]

[gonnawreckit]

Not really. I don't exactly do bad guy things on a daily basis.

[gonnawreckit]

I guess you could call it acting...

[Video]

[thebellthatbinds]

[Is it strange to find a threat endearing? Regardless of whether he would actually be able to fight off the droids that come to collect, the sentiment is appreciated.]

Perhaps not, but you kept me calm, and you stayed with me until I was where I needed to be.

[Don't sell yourself short Ralph, you're allowed to be good at things.]

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

I don't think being a hero has anything to do with it.

[voice]

[nothisbrother]

Perhaps they simply enjoy annoying those who are easily annoyed by them. [It'd explain a lot at least]

[reminded]

No? Then is there an element of reality involved?

[Just figuring out this man's profession is becoming a puzzle in itself.]

[spohkh]

You do not sound convinced.

Though this makes me wonder if you are actually going to do anything about it.
[Spock tilts his head and raises an eyebrow.]

[Video]

[gonnawreckit]

I guess it'd be pointless to keep arguing with you. [He says quietly. And of course he's willing to fight even a futile battle for her.] Thanks, Sab. It... means a lot.

[gonnawreckit]

I mean, I really wreck the building, and I really get tossed off of it when the player wins. But the whole time... we all kind of are acting out our roles.

[voice]

[devourthemfirst]

I-I'm not a brat! [Okay so he is but shh he isn't during acting time. Kinda]

[voice]

[godbent]

Well the reputation does, duh.

voice

[heartisabattleground]

Super bangs? Whaaaat?
[And suddenly this conversation changed to bangs.]

voice;

[ahappylie]

You could join us, perhaps. [Souji laughs] Everyone tell us that we can only "wreck" things where I am from. We even have a nickname because of it - the Wolves of Mibu.

From what I have heard, you seem very heroic to me even if you aren't convinced of it.

[reminded]

[He thinks he's beginning to understand... no he isn't]

But it is in the name of entertainment. I suppose I could see the fun in that.

[Video]

[thebellthatbinds]

I can be stubborn on the things that matter.

[Sabriel smiles sweetly and dips her head in a grateful nod.]

You're very welcome, Ralph. And thank you again.

[Voice]

[gonnawreckit]

Uh, hello? Yeah, it does. The goody two shoes are naturals at this stuff - usually on the first try, too.

[gonnawreckit]

Fine. How about I take my business elsewhere, and you go find some meteors to punch?

voice;

[gonnawreckit]

What, are you inviting me to your wolf pack? I dunno man, I don't think team-ups are my thing. I'm used to being just a singular boss, y'know?

Oh yeah? Well you don't know anything about me, brother.

[gonnawreckit]

What if I don't? Would that be so bad?

voice

[gonnawreckit]

What? Just pointing it out. How d'you see through those things, kid?

[gonnawreckit]

Yeah, well... It's supposed to be fun! Give one a try if you find one around. Should be some to play at the rec center, Dr. Tophat.

[gonnawreckit]

No idea what that means, lady.

In my experience? Not much in the way of good things.

[voice]

[gonnawreckit]

Oh yeah? You coulda fooled me, kid.

voice;

[ahappylie]

My 'pack' isn't here any longer anyway, so I suppose being a lone wolf is just fine.

[He laughs again, shrugging slightly.]

This is true. But I do know that children seem to like you, and they rarely like very bad people.