gonnawreckit | 100m: I'm gonna wreck it! [Action]

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[This nine-foot tall, barefoot giant of a man finds himself waking up in any old house or apartment, maybe even in the forest. Completely oblivious to the pink wings on his back for now, he instead comes to attention and begins looking around in confusion.]

What? Where's... No! I can't have been taken to another game. I... I was right there! I was gonna save- I... [And his voice goes soft.] Vanellope...

[His eyes are close for a moment, mournfully. When they open, they're filled with hurt anger. And his unusually massive fists are soon put to work... wrecking his immediate surroundings in an angry tantrum, while he shouts loudly. He could keep going until there's nothing left. He will hold himself back from hurting actual people, but he will at least shove aside those who get in his way at emotional heights.]

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[Later on, after being calmed from his tantrum, Ralph trudges through town, defeated and feeling ashamed. First day in a new game and already he's been playing the bad guy. So he makes his way through the item and clothing shops, finding one item in the former which gives him a strong, bittersweet feeling, and then he makes his way out of the village. He only stops at Good Spirits for a round of root beers, trying to keep to himself. That evening, with a sack of bricks over his shoulder, he seeks a nice stump to sleep against, in between bouts of the freezing rain.]

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Yep! You can eat as many as you eat when you look like that - look, get that one right there!

Gooooooot it!

[ This is actually pretty cool when she doesn't die instantly, Ralph! ]

Way to go! Take that, Blinky!

D'you know all of them?

You could say that. I know all their names - they show it on the screen at some point, I think.

Have you talked to them, though?

Yeah. I mean, I'm more familiar with the normal Pac-Man set, but we talk every now and then. Us bad guys gotta stick together, y'know?

So that's what you meant by "bad guy"?

Of course, kid. What else would I mean?

I dunno, like an actual bad guy. But your game thing's just a job if they're just going through the motions, right?

[He shrugs.]

It's a living.

So how do you get out of the games to use your money though?

Wh- It's not like we get paychecks. We live up to our programs, and heroes get rewarded with medals. But we do get out of our games through the wires to get to Game Central Station. That connects all the other games in the arcade.

Well you said it's a living! A living is money, right?

It doesn't have to be. It's whatever you have to do to maintain, you know, living somewhere. And I do what I do so we can all keep our homes in Fix-It Felix Junior.

Do you like it in your game?

It's not perfect, but... It's what I was programmed for, y'know?

Do you think the Battle Dome simulation things are like you?

Kid, I got no idea what you're going on about.

Well, we can program games into there! And you were "programmed".

That's not the same- [He blinks.] Maybe?

I hope not. [ She's...done a lot of pokemon training sims. ] Soren and I train there with Sifu Masaomi all the time.

What's the problem? Whaddya do, eat the simulations you make?

No! Soren KO's 'em sometimes, though. We do training there with Sifu Masaomi.

Eh, but that's fine! [He waves a large hand dismissively.] We programs, we know how to take a beating! What's Sifu Masaomi, some kinda tutorial guide?

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