gonnawreckit | 2000m [Action/Video]

[Wreck-It Ralph gets up to another daily routine he's settled into, living on the first floor of Community House 7. He makes sure the kid's awake and okay, then he heads over to the community kitchen to down an entire gallon of milk. And eventually, he manages to split off from Vanellope long enough to find somewhere quiet to address the journals.

He'd been avoiding using the journals too much since he arrived. After all, anyone could recognize him as the bad guy or have sore feelings from the wreckage he caused when he first arrived here in Luceti. But he'd have to face them sooner or later, with that whole Christmas thing coming up. First, there was that Secret Santa thing to worry about. He was assigned someone named "Harry Dresden". And he had no idea who that was. And secondly? There was something he needed to do for the kid for Christmas, too. He'd need all the help he could with that one.

But first? He'd have to face the music. And that meant showing his face on the journals.]

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Uh, hey... everybody. All you... Luceti guys. A lot of you may recognize me from that, uh, wrecking I did a few weeks back. Or you might recognize me from that video game, Fix-It Felix Junior. [A small frown; he hasn't met anyone familiar with the game yet here.] Either way, I wanna apologize for, y'know... getting off on the wrong foot with you all. I was in kind of a dark place, and really confused... but long story short, I'm feeling a lot better now! Things are going really good. You don't have to worry about me wrecking things and being "the bad guy" anymore. [He says that complete with finger quotes.] Unless you need one, in which case I guess I could try fitting it into my schedule? My name's Ralph by the way. Wreck-It Ralph. [A pause. He tries waving with one of his giant hands, but his brow furrows with confusion.] Do any of you know my game?

[Filtered from Vanellope van Schweetz and Harry Dresden]

I got two unrelated questions for you guys. Now, this doesn't have anything to do with Christmas or anything. But... first of all, is there anyone here who's an expect at this Battle Dome stuff? I need someone who can help me put together a really, super specific simulation for - uh, for a thing. If you know a lot about go-karts, that's a plus.

Oh! And my second question. Who the heck's Harry Dresden?

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Well, sure. I can probably help you with that. What's it for?

It's... [He really should have thought of an actual cover story.] Ugh, to tell the truth, it's for all this Secret Santa nonsense. I don't even know the guy, and I'm don't remember signing up, now I gotta get him a present!

[...ha. Hahahaha.]

Well, I've gotta say that's one of the nicer reasons anyone's ever asked me about Harry. Are you looking for present advice or do you have something in mind?

I've got nothing. Since you know the guy, I'd kinda appreciate any suggestions.

Well... Harry really likes donuts. The kind with jelly inside and frosting? And he likes most fantasy and science fiction books. He could probably use some clothing too...

What, is the guy naked?

Only sometimes. But it's not like he does a lot of clothing shopping for himself.

Even with everything being free here? Then again, you got one good set of clothes, what do you need more for? [Says the guy who's worn the same set of clothes since his creation.]

...so maybe you shouldn't be getting him clothes.

Maybe not! I wouldn't call myself the authority on nice clothes anyway. So - What else did you say... Books? Just... books?

Or old movie posters if you could find anything like that.

Old movie posters? I bet they're before my time, but that sounds doable. Nice, solid idea. [And then quickly.] What about video games, does he like those?

Uh... he might if he could play them. Things with complex electronics tend not to last too long around Harry.

Sheesh. What, does he smash them when he loses? [THERE ARE LIVING BEINGS IN THOSE]

Well, Harry does have a pretty big destruction curve, but... this time it's not his fault. Electronics just react badly to him.

Wow. Well he's never allowed near my game. [And even though he's not necessarily in a video game anymore, he'll try to keep his distance just to be safe.] But I'm distracting myself here. What are we at again? Some kinda fantasy books, movie posters or... donuts?

Pretty much, yeah. He's never been much of one for stuff.

Then I dunno why he signed up for a holiday that's all about getting stuff. And things. Know any movies in specific I should look out for?

Uh, any of the Star Wars original trilogy stuff. The Lord of the Rings. Oh - anything Spider-Man. And The Princess Bride.

[Some of those names sound familiar from arcade games or just from faintly hearing kids on the outside ranting about movies.]

Gotcha. I think that gives me a pretty good round-up of things to look for. [A slight pause.] Uh... Thanks.

You're welcome. Good luck!

Yeah, yeah. And, uh... Merry whatever.

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