gonnawreckit | 2000m [Action/Video]

[Wreck-It Ralph gets up to another daily routine he's settled into, living on the first floor of Community House 7. He makes sure the kid's awake and okay, then he heads over to the community kitchen to down an entire gallon of milk. And eventually, he manages to split off from Vanellope long enough to find somewhere quiet to address the journals.

He'd been avoiding using the journals too much since he arrived. After all, anyone could recognize him as the bad guy or have sore feelings from the wreckage he caused when he first arrived here in Luceti. But he'd have to face them sooner or later, with that whole Christmas thing coming up. First, there was that Secret Santa thing to worry about. He was assigned someone named "Harry Dresden". And he had no idea who that was. And secondly? There was something he needed to do for the kid for Christmas, too. He'd need all the help he could with that one.

But first? He'd have to face the music. And that meant showing his face on the journals.]

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Uh, hey... everybody. All you... Luceti guys. A lot of you may recognize me from that, uh, wrecking I did a few weeks back. Or you might recognize me from that video game, Fix-It Felix Junior. [A small frown; he hasn't met anyone familiar with the game yet here.] Either way, I wanna apologize for, y'know... getting off on the wrong foot with you all. I was in kind of a dark place, and really confused... but long story short, I'm feeling a lot better now! Things are going really good. You don't have to worry about me wrecking things and being "the bad guy" anymore. [He says that complete with finger quotes.] Unless you need one, in which case I guess I could try fitting it into my schedule? My name's Ralph by the way. Wreck-It Ralph. [A pause. He tries waving with one of his giant hands, but his brow furrows with confusion.] Do any of you know my game?

[Filtered from Vanellope van Schweetz and Harry Dresden]

I got two unrelated questions for you guys. Now, this doesn't have anything to do with Christmas or anything. But... first of all, is there anyone here who's an expect at this Battle Dome stuff? I need someone who can help me put together a really, super specific simulation for - uh, for a thing. If you know a lot about go-karts, that's a plus.

Oh! And my second question. Who the heck's Harry Dresden?

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Eh, sure. [He tries to sound indifferent.] What's one more brat?

"Brat"...?

[There's a sort of audible drooping to his voice as he says this. He doesn't want to get in the way or anything...]

Oh, come on. There's plenty of worse things I could call you. That crumb snatcher'll invite all her little friends she makes anyways to show off. so like I say, one more won't hurt.

No, it's okay... if you really don't want me there, you don't have to pretend that you do. I don't mind.

Hey... I don't care either way, kid! I'm not pretending nothing! I could care less if you did show up, and I wouldn't even notice if you didn't! [Maybe.] I don't even know you, kid.

My name's Emil... Emil Castagnier. It's nice you meet you, Ralph.

But, um... what did you mean by "wrecking things"?

Yeah, whatever Emillio. Nice to meet you and all that junk.

That's my specialty - Why they call me Wreck-It Ralph. Back home, I wrecked buildings as the bad guy. It's a living.

People paid you to wreck buildings? That actually sounds kind of fun. Maybe a little scary, but I think it would be fun as long as you weren't anywhere near them when they fell down.

[He... doesn't sound scared by the whole "bad guy" thing at all.]

It's not exactly like that kid. It's all part of the game I'm in. I'm just the bad guy - that's it. Wrecking buildings just is how I do it. Sure, I don't really hurt anyone except Felix when the player messes up, but uh, not exactly safe to be near my rampage.

Do you like being the bad guy?

[It's an honest question, because he's encountered plenty of people who actually don't-- they just do it because they have to.]

Sometimes. It's definitely a great way to deal with stress! I like being the bad guy for the most part. I just don't like being a bad guy, y'know?

I think so... you like your job, but you don't like some of the things you have to do for it, is that it?

Somewhere in the neighborhood, kiddo. It's the way I can get treated that really kinda - it's not cool.

People are scared of you because they don't understand, and they blame you for things that aren't really your fault at all.

Yeah.... That sounds about alright, Emilio!

It's Emil, not Emilio...

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