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[gonnawreckit]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]

Comments

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[heartisabattleground]

Hey, kids aren't that bad, Ralph.

[What'd he mean bad guy though?]

You don't seem like much of a bad guy in my opinion.

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[gonnawreckit]

Uh... sure, thanks, kid. But hey, if they don't drive you up a tree, that's fine for you! But me? I got my limits.

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[heartisabattleground]

[He's just folding his arms at this.]

Maybe they just like you is all. Nothing wrong with that.

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[gonnawreckit]

There's plenty wrong with that. I'm not exactly a role model, and I could care less about taking care of 'em.

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[heartisabattleground]

Why? Because you're a bad guy? You don't seem much like it. And them wanting to be your friend doesn't mean you're a babysitter.

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[gonnawreckit]

Maybe, kind. Even when I'm not a bad guy, I'm not exactly a top class person, okay? And it sure as heck feels like babysitting!

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[heartisabattleground]

What do you mean, not a top class person?

Maybe, you just need to try and think of it differently. You could always have fun with it.

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[gonnawreckit]

I mean... not being a bad guy doesn't automatically make you a hero!

I could also have fun not with it.

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[heartisabattleground]

Hm, I guess. But that doesn't mean you aren't a good person.

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[gonnawreckit]

Don't mean I'm not not a good person either.

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[heartisabattleground]

Wait, I'm confused now. So...you're saying you're not a good person or you are?

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[gonnawreckit]

I'm not really one or the other, but either way that doesn't make a magical babysitter!

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[heartisabattleground]

Who said you were a baby sitter?

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[gonnawreckit]

Well those kids sure don't drag their guardians around!

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[heartisabattleground]

Some of them don't have their parents here, Ralph.

But, that's not the point!

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[gonnawreckit]

But that helps my point! Even the ones without parents have people watching them who are probably a lot better for the job.

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[heartisabattleground]

[Sora's getting the sense it's not about Ralph not liking kids. He's not totally sure, but he can guess. ]

Are you afraid of becoming friends with them?

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[gonnawreckit]

Hey, I'm not afraid. I can just see what is and what isn't a good option. Simple as that, Super-Bangs.

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[heartisabattleground]

Super bangs? Whaaaat?
[And suddenly this conversation changed to bangs.]

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[gonnawreckit]

What? Just pointing it out. How d'you see through those things, kid?

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[heartisabattleground]

You mean my hair?

[Sora's going to tug at one of his bangs for a few moments. What as wrong with it?]

I see through it just fine.