300m [Voice]

[gonnawreckit]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]

Comments

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[ahappylie]

[...lmao this is hilarious. Souji is totes into trolling this guy now, oops]

Mm~ Maybe if you gave them candy, they'd leave you alone for awhile?

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[complicatedliar]

They get along rather well with me too.

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[gonnawreckit]

[He takes the time to reply in untidy scrawl.]

Annoying, right?

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[gonnawreckit]

Or they'll keep coming back for more. The little grubbers are addicted!

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[ahappylie]

But why not just play with them for a bit? I'm sure they're just lonesome without their parents.

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[gonnawreckit]

Ur-

[He can't just defy an answer like that. It makes him feel a little bad.]

I guess I don't mind playing a little bit. But there's plenty of other older people around the kids can go to instead! I'm no good at this stuff.

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[ahappylie]

Maybe you're quite good at it and you just don't realize it. I could give you some tips, if you'd like.

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[gonnawreckit]

You do? But- No! I don't want any tips, and I don't want to be good at it.

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[ahappylie]

Perhaps it's a superpower you're simply not aware of yet.

But they do enjoy games. If you gather them all up together at once, you can play tag or hide and seek or fruits basket. They really enjoy it. My new friend Precis-san and I are thinking of starting a fun and games club, perhaps you'd like to come?

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[gonnawreckit]

It can stay hidden for all I care!

And now you want me in a whole club about this nonsense? You're barking up the wrong Deku Tree, buddy! That'll just encourage 'em more!

[Voice]

[kingofwaste]

[Oswald listens with Ralph's rambling with a thoughtful expression.]

So what you're sayin' is that you're gettin' a lot of pushy fans, but as a bad guy, you're not supposed to get along with 'm. So you do your thing and act like a jerk, but that just makes them like you even more?

[sugarglitch]

[A certain someone's racing at the battle dome! She's done this course before - she's just trying to beat her high score by driving at increasingly fast speeds and taking sharper, dangerous curves. Being from a racing game is neat stuff, she never really has to worry about health meters or extra lives!]

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[ahappylie]

Oh! I didn't realize you wanted to keep the children occupied aaaaaall by yourself. I'm sorry for intruding~

[spohkh]

Why do you experience such contrary emotions towards children?

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[heartisabattleground]

Hey, kids aren't that bad, Ralph.

[What'd he mean bad guy though?]

You don't seem like much of a bad guy in my opinion.

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[complicatedliar]

I actually find them rather charming.

[gonnawreckit]

[And Ralph is there, quietly cheering her on... but fretting over the riskier maneuvers.]

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[gonnawreckit]

N-no, I don't! You take 'em all for yourselves... with your little club! Then I'll have a lot less headaches on my hand.

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[gonnawreckit]

Charmingly annoying. Why don't you just keep them busy, then?

[Voice]

[gonnawreckit]

I... guess? But... Hey, I never said I liked them! I just... All these kids gotta have better things to do!

[gonnawreckit]

They're little, and grubby, and annoying, and they never know when to stop talking.

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[gonnawreckit]

Uh... sure, thanks, kid. But hey, if they don't drive you up a tree, that's fine for you! But me? I got my limits.

[spohkh]

Children are a symbol of society... they should be cherished and honoured.

[gonnawreckit]

[Is this pointy-eared guy for real.]

I'll leave the cherishing and honoring to someone else, elf prince. And something tells me society'll still be standing afterwards.

[spohkh]

I am not an elf, nor a prince. I am Spock, a Vulcan. Who are you?