gonnawreckit: (um yeah whatever)
gonnawreckit ([personal profile] gonnawreckit) wrote2013-02-07 02:10 am

300m [Voice]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]
sugarglitch: (gasps)

[personal profile] sugarglitch 2013-02-08 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Sure enough, Vanellope overestimates herself at a particularly sharp curve - and her kart goes swerving right in the direction of a peppermint tree.]

Woah!
sugarglitch: (let's shake on it)

[personal profile] sugarglitch 2013-02-08 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope, definitely crashing at the rate she was going.

Thankfully, Sugar Rush was an E for Everyone racing game! So the SFX at worst was made of a cloud of (sparkling, glittering) smoke, and bits of candy tree falling onto her kart from the impact of the crash.

And when the smoke clears, Vanellope is in the driver's seat, shaking her head, kind of dazed.]


Whew! Haven't had a crash that bad in a while! [... She sounds impressed at herself.]
sugarglitch: (hmmm)

[personal profile] sugarglitch 2013-02-09 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Rolling her eyes.]

Where's the fun in that?
sugarglitch: (you're not from here are you?)

[personal profile] sugarglitch 2013-02-09 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
More like the slow and boring kind! Life's totally better in the fast lane!
sugarglitch: (my main man)

[personal profile] sugarglitch 2013-02-09 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but your game's older than dirt balls, Stinkbrain. [She glitches right out of the driver's seat, brushing off pixie stix dust from her hoodie.] Times are changing and stuff!
sugarglitch: (shut up and drive)

[personal profile] sugarglitch 2013-02-09 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
You say that like I game over all the time! [She crosses her arms.]
sugarglitch: (hmmm)

[personal profile] sugarglitch 2013-02-14 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
I know, I know. [Rolling her eyes.] Sor-ry. I won't crash the kart next time.
sugarglitch: (let's shake on it)

[personal profile] sugarglitch 2013-02-16 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
What, no way! I don't need no backseat driver! That's just gonna mess up my game!