300m [Voice]

[gonnawreckit]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]

Comments

[Written]

[gonnawreckit]

[He takes the time to reply in untidy scrawl.]

Annoying, right?

[Written]

[complicatedliar]

I actually find them rather charming.

[Written]

[gonnawreckit]

Charmingly annoying. Why don't you just keep them busy, then?

[Written]

[complicatedliar]

I enjoy playing with the children or teaching them, but I do have other uses I must make of my time.

You realize, the more you act as if you dislike them, the more they will like you. They're rather similar to cats.

[Written]

[gonnawreckit]

I hate cats. How'm I supposed to get tide of 'em, then?

[Written]

[complicatedliar]

Avoid them entirely, I'd say.

[Written]

[gonnawreckit]

They find me.

[Written]

[complicatedliar]

Get better at hiding.

[Written]

[gonnawreckit]

Easier for you to say, Mr. Magic. It ain't so easy for someone like me to just hide.

Re: [Written]

[complicatedliar]

You may just wish to content yourself with being likable.

[Written]

[gonnawreckit]

Some help you are, buddy.

[Written]

[complicatedliar]

If there were some magical recipe for controlling the perceptions of others [...well, you know, other than mind control but we're so not going there] I'd be sure to tell you.

[Written]

[gonnawreckit]

That would be a solid. [And enforce his notion that Loki's from some kind of fantasy/RPG game.] Keep me updated on that, Mr. Warlock, and we'll see what happens.

[Written]

[complicatedliar]

Hm. Warlock. I suppose that's accurate.

[Written]

[gonnawreckit]

Yeah, I mean you've got the magic and the armor going on and everything.

[Written]

[complicatedliar]

And it lacks the unfortunate rabbits out of hats connotation that all the humans seem to have.

[Written]

[gonnawreckit]

Rabbits out of hats? That kind of magic's definitely way too dull to be in any video games. Everyone's all about elemental spells and invincibility and stuff.

[Written]

[complicatedliar]

That's really what I'm more familiar with as well. But the mortals have these bizarre notions of a man with a funny hat and animals hidden in his clothes. I think they must be very strange.