300m [Voice]

[gonnawreckit]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]

Comments

[Written]

[gonnawreckit]

That would be a solid. [And enforce his notion that Loki's from some kind of fantasy/RPG game.] Keep me updated on that, Mr. Warlock, and we'll see what happens.

[gonnawreckit]

Calm down there, 20 Questions: The Person. In short, I've tried helping a kid out and I've seen it backfire on me. I got tricked into making things worse instead. Sure, things turned out okay in the end, but I'm not taking any more chances! You should just take all the kids for yourself and keep 'em distracted with all your dumb questions.

[doubleppk]

They're not all video game characters you know.

[Voice]

[gonnawreckit]

You know, your code! What makes you - you! Should be easy to understand even if you don't know much about video games.

[gonnawreckit]

Yeah, sure. Whatever you wanna believe, lady.

[doubleppk]

You're really strange.

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[ahappylie]

Oh! [Codes! Yes, okay he can work with this.] So your codes of conduct say you must be a bad guy?

[MMMMMMMMMMMMMM what does he say to that? He laughs as he considers whether or not to traumatize this guy.] I am a samurai. I kill people. And I'm very good at it.

[voice]

[reminded]

...

Well... I suppose the "bad guys" I've encountered have been rather heavily involved with science. [And many might describe them as mad......] But a professor should be dedicated to the illumination of the mind. Not so much the disturbance of peace.

[Voice]

[kingofwaste]

You're just not listenin', are you? Kids do whatever they want, wherever they want and with whoever they want. Fact is, they want you. Only way to get rid of 'm is by seriously hurtin' 'm and I'm guessin' not even a bad guy like you would do that.

[He's got Ralph pegged as a big softy on the inside. If the guy's worrying he'll break the kids' stuff, he won't harm them.]

[Written]

[complicatedliar]

Hm. Warlock. I suppose that's accurate.

[spohkh]

I am Spock... and I am calm Mister Ralph...


Though I must encourage you not to allow an accident to cease your efforts.

It is obvious that children like you... Allow them this.

[misterbrief]

You couldn't pay me enough to something so detestable. Perhaps that's the difference between you and I. Might I suggest you try it sometime, and then you won't have these problems.

[Video]

[thrillthirsty]

...why? You're the one who asked in the first place.

[voice]

[godbent]

Okay, so we should lock you up in a cell?

voice;

[gleamed]

Are you trying to say you don't like fun and love, Ralph?

voice

[heartisabattleground]

Wait, I'm confused now. So...you're saying you're not a good person or you are?

[sugarglitch]

What, no way! I don't need no backseat driver! That's just gonna mess up my game!

[gonnawreckit]

Really? And here I thought I was talkin' to a real champion. Y'know, the kind who'd still win even with a little extra weight...

[Video]

[thebellthatbinds]

[Sabriel's only come back to herself today so she's been spending a little time on the journals catching up with what she's missed when she comes across Ralph's entry. It takes a moment for her to place a name and face to the voice but when she doesn't she can't help but feel a little flustered and guilty. Oh dear...did she really push him that far out of his comfort zone? She doesn't know what that whole 'bad guy' talk is about but at least she can apologize for it.]

I'm sorry if I imposed on you before Ralph, I never meant to be a burden to you.

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

No, I don't know. We don't have anything like that where I come from. Is it like mana or something?

[Video]

[gonnawreckit]

[Something about this girl's really familiar, but he's just not definite.]

Whaddya mean? Do we, uh... know each other?

[Video]

[thebellthatbinds]

I was Shifted at the time but we've met once.

[She gives him a small, bashfully apologetic smile, tucking a lock of hair behind her ear.]

Does the name Sabriel sound familiar?

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[gonnawreckit]

No! I mean... It's complicated! I just... don't need to deal with that much of it?

[Video]

[gonnawreckit]

[He speaks slowly; suddenly all the familiar bits are coming together.]

Sabs...? That's - you're all grown up.

[Video]

[gonnawreckit]

I asked to keep them away from me not from living in general. I mean, looking out for their wellbeing is one reason I want them away to begin with!