gonnawreckit | 300m [Voice]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]

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I was Shifted at the time but we've met once.

[She gives him a small, bashfully apologetic smile, tucking a lock of hair behind her ear.]

Does the name Sabriel sound familiar?

[He speaks slowly; suddenly all the familiar bits are coming together.]

Sabs...? That's - you're all grown up.

Yes, this is how I am normally.

[For all of his complaining about kids and the like, that's a rather sweet expression on his face once he makes the connection.]

I wasn't too much trouble for you when I was small, was I?

Wow. So they got you, too, huh. [Half of the kids he's met are turning out to have just been mallynapped...]

No, kid, I didn't mean that at all! You're - you were swell. It's just... I don't know if I'm cut out for this stuff.

I'm afraid so. It's not the strangest thing that they've done to me since I've been here but it's definitely odd.

[She smiles a little at his last comment.]

Really? It seemed to come to you naturally with me.

Well they better keep their hands off you from now on if they know what's good for 'em.

It did? Uh... I didn't... mess up or anything? I must've somehow. I mean, I didn't even know how to break it to you that your dad wouldn't just be walking around here all of a sudden.

[Is it strange to find a threat endearing? Regardless of whether he would actually be able to fight off the droids that come to collect, the sentiment is appreciated.]

Perhaps not, but you kept me calm, and you stayed with me until I was where I needed to be.

[Don't sell yourself short Ralph, you're allowed to be good at things.]

I guess it'd be pointless to keep arguing with you. [He says quietly. And of course he's willing to fight even a futile battle for her.] Thanks, Sab. It... means a lot.

I can be stubborn on the things that matter.

[Sabriel smiles sweetly and dips her head in a grateful nod.]

You're very welcome, Ralph. And thank you again.

Hey... you're welcome. And, I mean... if you ever need anything, I'd be okay with you annoying me every once in a while.

[Raises a finger.]

Just don't make a habit out of it!

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