300m [Voice]

[gonnawreckit]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]

Comments

[Video]

[gonnawreckit]

See, people like you are the problem. Making me look good just in contrast!

[Video]

[thrillthirsty]

...why? You're the one who asked in the first place.

[Video]

[gonnawreckit]

I asked to keep them away from me not from living in general. I mean, looking out for their wellbeing is one reason I want them away to begin with!

[Video]

[thrillthirsty]

Well, you should be more specific, I ain't a mind reader, you know?

[There's a pause.]

If you're worried about their wellbeing why do you want them away from you?

[Video]

[gonnawreckit]

Other people can take care of 'em better. It's only a matter of time before I mess up. ...And they're annoying and all.

[Video]

[thrillthirsty]

Yeah, but maybe they just like you better?

[Mihawk shrugs.]

If you really don't want to deal with them, I guess you could just tell them. Or try to scare them away. Or hide. But you don't exactly look like the inconspicuous type.

[Video]

[gonnawreckit]

That's their loss, Sideburns.

Why does everyone keep saying that? I bet I'd be real good at hiding if I tried...

[Video]

[thrillthirsty]

[Mihawk blinks, then slowly tilts his head to the side, bird-like.]

I didn't say anything about good or bad, just that you ain't inconspicuous.

[He pauses.]

You look like you're taller than me, and I'm pretty damn tall, mate. Not to mention the fact you're like, what, three or four times me? Size-wise? You're the size of guy that people notice walking about, and also look like the kind of guy that doesn't so much win fights as stomp all over them, so. Hiding away doesn't really seem to be an option.