300m [Voice]

[gonnawreckit]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]

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[gonnawreckit]

Me neither! It's honestly baffling.

[acuity]

Well, if you're trying to discourage them from talking to you, just keep this up. I'm sure it'll happen!

[gonnawreckit]

I really hope so - but you? You're still talking to me anyway, pipsqueak!

[acuity]

I... yes, but that's only to let you know how rude you are!

If you're not already aware of the fact!

[gonnawreckit]

Maybe I am! Are you aware of how annoying you are?

[acuity]

Of course I...

... Wait, what? I most definitely am not!

[gonnawreckit]

Definitely not aware? That's a real shame. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll catch on someday.

[acuity]

I wonder if you'll ever catch on to how ill-mannered you are, but I doubt it!

[ hanging up brattishly, that'll show him!! >:T ]

[gonnawreckit]

Joke's on you, kid, I know full-well how badly-mannered I am! Sheesh... that's why you brats are better off away from me. [He's annoyed that she hung up without hearing his last words... so he settles for scribbling a mustache on her icon. Yeah, that'll show that 13 year old!]