300m [Voice]

[gonnawreckit]

Hey. Um, Luceti guys. I need to talk to all about something. I don't know exactly how to start off, but... You know what? I'll just get out with it.

What's the deal with kids around here? I don't want anything to do with 'em, but at the rate they wind up trying to "be my friend", I'll wind up with a gaggle of 'em following me everywhere in no time! I don't get it. I try being nice. I try being mean. Nothing works in keeping 'em away from me! I'm not fit to do that much babysitting. I'm a bad guy for crying out loud!

I mean... okay, I'm not bad most of the time, and there is one kid I'm kinda lookin' out for. But that's it! That's where I want it to stop. Just one kid! That's my limit. I don't need any more of a headache from the rest of these little gremlins running around when there's a village full of responsible adults and oddly enough teenagers who should be able to handle them much better than me. So what is it? What's the secret, to getting brats to stay away from me?

[He really could care less about the lack of a filter.

And okay maybe you find him browsing the item shop for familiar items from video games, or going to watch Vanellope race at the Battle Dome.]

Comments

[gonnawreckit]

What, like... hitting them? That's the kind of line I'm trying not to cross here, bucko.

oops, forgot- [voice] XD

[misterbrief]

Of course! But if you're determined to be a pacifist on the matter, then you could always try threatening them with death. And not that wimpy 'I'll kill you' bit- something far more imaginative for their minds to grasp.

[voice] no problem lol it was assumed

[gonnawreckit]

Death threats, yeah. That'll go over well. If they even take it seriously.

<3!

[misterbrief]

Then show them that you mean it. Isn't there something you can destroy that will get the point across? [Energy blasting something has always worked for him.]

[gonnawreckit]

Oh, sure, plenty of things! I'm great with wrecking.

[misterbrief]

I can't wait to see what your other talents are if that's the case. [Totally deadpan.]

Then might I suggest you try destroying their house while they're still inside of it. Leave room for them to escape since you're so against hurting them. I'm sure that will chase off any idea they have that you're their friend.

[gonnawreckit]

[He pauses and raises an eyebrow. He'd like to them to leave him alone, but part of him feels like it'll break if they actually saw him as a bad guy. Like Vanellope did once.]

Something tells me you might not be much of a babysitter, yourself.

[misterbrief]

You couldn't pay me enough to something so detestable. Perhaps that's the difference between you and I. Might I suggest you try it sometime, and then you won't have these problems.

[gonnawreckit]

If nothing else works... Maybe I will. [For their own good.] I'll definitely think it over, Hedgehead.

[misterbrief]

What did you just call me?! [Why does everyone comment on his hair? He's already cut it to avoid that!]

[gonnawreckit]

Does it matter, Angerbrows?

[misterbrief]

Silence! You will not make a mockery of the Prince of Saiyans! Unless you want to see me really angry, you disproportionate simpleton!

[gonnawreckit]

Shout all you want, Prince o' Sega. Doesn't bother me.

[misterbrief]

It's Saiyans, open your ears! I don't even know what a Sega is!

[gonnawreckit]

Really? Where were you in the early 90s? They were all the craze.

[misterbrief]

That sense of time doesn't apply to my realm of existence. But if it were to relate, I was probably too busy saving the darned universe. I don't have time to waste on the next new item that humans invest so much of their lives into. Because that's what it is- a waste of time.

[gonnawreckit]

Oh. So you're a hero, huh?

[misterbrief]

I prefer the term 'protector'. Being a hero is highly overrated. [Because he hates being called a hero.]

[gonnawreckit]

I hear you on that one! So a galaxy protector, huh? Okay, Mr. Galaga, keep up the good work there.

[misterbrief]

[A vein pops out of his forehead, pulsating slowly.]

I don't need your patronage, thanks.

[gonnawreckit]

Fine. How about I take my business elsewhere, and you go find some meteors to punch?